“Take me to your leader”, the Snow Crab whispered in a hypnotic voice. “Never!”, I silently screamed. “My leader will not die a virgin.” Snow Crab’s bodyguard, the Alaskan Crab, covered in warts, moved menacingly forward. I retreated, seeing how he had flattened his accomplice. I didn’t want to be Alaskan Crab’s next dinner; au […]