When Lyrical Lemongrass met Kam Raslan. Or did she?

1.

Ask and ye shall receive.  Biblically proven and then some.  I blogged about my favourite author, and lo and behold, he appeared before me, a vision in white, thanks to the kindness of a dear friend who initiated this meeting.  We ate, we talked, we laughed, and at the end of the two hour lunch, I have nothing to show but this:

Sang Har Meen

Sang har meen at WIP Bangsar. 

No autograph.

No photograph with the famous author.

Nada.

Just a picture of my lunch.

Somebody shoot me.

2.

Well, not all meetings turn out that disastrous.  Some meetings with famous celebrities are almost non-events for me.  Take for instance my breakfast meeting with the Hot Sweaty Stud (not the original HSS).  We both looked scruffy, but at 9 o’clock on a Saturday morning, who could blame us?   At least I brushed my teeth. 

toast with kaya

Kaya toast.  A simple Malaysian breakfast.  Lightly toasted and oozing with that sweet nectar of chickens.  But can one truly be satisfied with two slices of bread?   On any day, but not on a Saturday morning, thank you.  One needs to re-energise on weekends.  Leave the salads to the goats.  Bring out the hearty mutton varuvel and curry mee with lots of bloody cockles and all the foods that kill this 21st century.  Show me a Malaysian who diets on a weekend, and I’ll show you skinny swine. 

nasi lemak

After all the anticipation, the nasi lemak felt like a fake orgasm.  Sure the sambal was good.  They even threw in a whole fish, and I’m not talking about anchovies.  Yes, the humble fish has been liberated.   Next, you’ll be seeing blue nasi dagang.  The sambal was nice, but the rice was definitely undercooked and still had traces of santan on its surface.  Perhaps we were too early?  I knew I should have caught an extra 40, or 2,567 winks.

I was very pleased with the service.  The waiters were extremely attentive, and they were always smiling.  Cafe 888 is a nice place to hang out on a Saturday morning with someone who doesn’t iron his clothes, just like you.

Kafe 888 Coffee & Tea
1-1, Jalan PJU 5/10, Dataran Sunway, 47810 PJ.

Tel:  03-61416560

Operating hours: Monday – Thursday (8am to 1am), Friday – Sunday (8am to 2am)

I adore the people of Abu Dhabi, and will do everything possible to make them happy.  THIS is for them. 

Christmas Roundup 2007 – Of Family Gatherings and A Very Retro Christmas

Polvoron

It is ironic that after over a month-long buildup to Christmas, everything’s put away in boxes in anticipation of the next major festival here. Lucky bamboo plants are already up for sale, and gaily coloured boxes of yee sang (or at least what tries to pass off as yee sang in its colourful artificial glory) are displayed prominently in supermarkets. Hello! Chinese New Year is more than a month away. Give me back my Christmas! I’m not done yet.

nasi dagang IMG_3504

Before I get caught up with the CNY festivities and the feastings that follow, let’s do a quick roundup of my Christmas week. When Bald Eagle and I are not traipsing the planet at year end, we normally spend our time at his parents’ house in Kajang. Christmas dinner this year was with a difference. Recognising the family’s roots in Kelantan, there were no turkeys or mince pies or plum puddings. This was a traditional Kelantanese Christmas dinner in all its juxtaposed imagery. We feasted on typical Kelantanese fare of steamed nasi dagang (a reddish brown glutinous rice) served with ikan tongkol (albacore tuna) in a creamy curry cooked so perfectly by my mother-in-law. To add to its authenticity, Bald Eagle spoke Kelantanese for a good 5 minutes. If I closed my eyes, I would have thought I married someone else. Well, sometimes, with all his impersonations, I am not quite sure of the man I married, but…it’s too late now, isn’t it? 🙂

polvoron

As a celebration of the traditions we hold dear, Bald Eagle presented us with a box of Goldilocks Polvorons which he brought back from Manila. His addiction to Goldilocks’ Mamons (beautiful fluffy cakes) and Polvorons is a result of his 3-year stint in Manila several years back. I can understand his love for these confections. The Polvoron is made of toasted flour, butter, sugar and milk (and probably a whole host of unmentionables…err..I mean, secret ingredients) and has a powdery texture which means that if you don’t pop the entire thing in your mouth, it will disintegrate in your hands. Quite a messy affair if you want to exercise decorum (i.e. taking ladylike bites). For Christmas, they coat these delicious biscuits with chocolate and decorate them with pretty shapes and colours.

A Very Retro Christmas

Christmas with the bloggers was more of a riot. The food bloggers booked the entire restaurant (My Elephant in Section 17) and as an added surprise, came up with a list of “awards” for those who were present. Some of my favourite awards are:

Masak-masak – most idolized blogger. Woohoo! (she received a “masak-masak” set to keep her occupied when her oven ever gets broken)
Precious Pea – with her obsession over crabs, it was obvious that she was going to be crowned Queen to King Crab. (prize: pepper crab flavoured instant noodles)
WMW – the Human Tripod blogger – see her photography skills with just a camera and her wrist! (prize: an empty box to replace the use of her limbs)
Kenny Mah – most flirtatious blogger (but of course) (prize: condoms – will come in handy, I’m sure)
Lianne – the enlightened blogger, for moving from an obscure blogsite to a mainstream blog this year! (prize: a lightbulb)
Teckiee – the blogger with a gender crisis. Not sure why, but some people think she’s male. But seriously, she’s sometimes confused as well with XX/XY chromosomes (prize: a pair of boxer shorts)
Jackson – the blogger most recognised in KL, Klang, Shah Alam, PJ and some say even in Bangkok. (prize: disguise sunglasses)
Jason – the blogger with the most kissable lips! (prize: lipbalm)
Joe – the blogger with the best nick earned – Nipples. (prize: a baby pacifier)
Tankiasu – the activist food blogger (prize: a “cert” of a certain political party)
Kampungboycitygal – sweetest blogging couple (prize: a packet of sugar)
Nic – most poetic blogger (prize: a childrens writing set)
SC – almost a vietnamese blogger – visit her blog and you’ll know why! (prize: almost vietnamese coffee)
Kusahi Keat – best male cook blogger (prize: a spatula)
Paprika the Ravenous Rabbit – hungriest blogger (prize: a bunch of carrots)
Friedchillies.com (Adly) – spiciest website (prize: a bunch of chillies)
Big Boys Oven – “One of the best bakers in town” blogger (Gardenia buns)
XiuLongBao – Former Malaysian Blogger now going down south (Prize: Malaysian flag)
Christine, Ai Wei, Yin and Jun – sweetest female bloggers (prize: sweets)
Ekeng and Riz – most handsome male bloggers (prize: sweets)

I almost fell on the floor laughing when they gave me the Celebrity Blogger of 2007 award. Well, I was touched too, as the girls (Precious Pea and WMW) had gone through the trouble of downloading a newspaper interview, printing and laminating the article. And Kenny Mah delivered a lovely speech to me. *blinking back tears* I do have the dearest blogging friends in the world!!

Unfortunately, I was too caught up in the fun to take any photographs, but do visit some of the links above to see what they have to say about the event – A Very Retro Christmas 2007!

Until my next post, ladies and gentlemen, I wish you a Blessed Christmas (yes, it’s still Christmas in my heart and in my tummy) and a Very Joyful New Year 2008! God bless all of you!

Bald Eagle and niece, little Lydia

The True Meaning of Christmas

Xmas at Lyrical Lemongrass' home

I panicked momentarily as I assessed my workload and looked at the calendar. 10 days to Christmas. I had forgotten how close Christmas was. And my Christmas tree wasn’t even up yet. I rushed out and bought lights to replace the faulty ones from the previous year.

xmas at LL's home

7 days to Christmas and my tree was finally up. I crossed the task off my list.

xmas at LL's home

The base of the tree was bare, save for a couple of gifts from friends. Gifts. Panic. I had not bought gifts yet! I let out a curse.

xmas at LL's home

Massive last-minute shopping. Traffic jams. Crowds. Bah humbug.

xmas at LL's home

Cookies. Check.

xmas at LL's home

And even now, 3 days before Christmas, there were things that I had not done yet. Calm down. Take a deep breath. Adrenaline pumping.

xmas at LL's home

Stop. Enough, I said. It’s time to enjoy Christmas.

I let peace wash over me.

xmas at LL's home

And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them,
and the glory of the Lord shone round about them:
and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto
them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good
tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David
a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall
be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped
in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly
there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly
host praising God, and saying,Glory to God in the
highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

Have a blessed Christmas everyone, and cherish the true meaning of Christmas.

The good people of Abu Dhabi may view the pictures HERE.